YO!!! WELCOME TO Kongomax!!!
Hi, welcome to Kongomax! This is where I put the little web apps I build for myself, plus whatever else I feel like posting. Some of it works. Some of it mostly works. One of it is currently on fire. None of it has a business plan. Poke around, click things, and if something breaks, congratulations: you found a feature.
NO BRAKES. Just pure, uncut, hand-built code cranked all the way upTO THE MAX!!!
So strap in, crank your 56k modem up to eleven, and POKE AROUND. If something explodes…THAT'S PART OF THE SHOW!!!
— the webmaster (head of absolutely everything)
★ LIVE!!! ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! ALL AGES!!! ★
Kongo ON LEAD GUITAR ★ 11,000 WATTS ★ ZERO SOUNDCHECK
In the black corner… weighing in at 400 lbs of pure HTML…
MEETKongo!!!
THE webmaster gorilla
Kongo lives under the desk, next to the server that is definitely not a fire hazard. He reviews every deploy, eats most of the snacks, and has never once read the documentation. If the site is up, thank Kongo. If it is down, Kongo was on break.
“Me build website. Website good.”
— Kongo, torching the ceiling
- SHADES: WRAPAROUND
- CHEST: BEATEN
- CHILL: 0%
THE Kongomax ARENA PROUDLY PRESENTS
PROJECTS!!!
SUNDAY!SUNDAY!SUNDAY!
SEVEN — COUNT 'EM — SEVEN!!! FULLY LOADED, HAND-BUILT WEB APPS GO WHEEL-TO-WHEEL FOR TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR BROWSER TAB!
CookbookversusPixel Pantry
WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT... BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!
ADMISSION: FREE ★ PARKING: FREE ★ GORILLAS: FREE
★ MAIN EVENT ★
Cookbook
A web app for keeping and browsing recipes, hosted right here on Kongomax.
- STATUS: LIVE!!!
- DEBUT:
- CLASS: food / web app
FRIDAY NITE!
Pixel Pantry
A recipe box that only accepts recipes you can fit on an index card.
- STATUS: LIVE!!!
- DEBUT:
- CLASS: food / web app
SATURDAY!!
Bus Oracle
Tells you when the next bus is coming, with the confidence of a fortune teller.
- STATUS: PRACTICE LAPS
- DEBUT:
- CLASS: transit / web app / api
SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Dice Goblin
A dice roller for tabletop nights that remembers every bad roll you've made.
- STATUS: LIVE!!!
- DEBUT:
- CLASS: games / web app
+ 3 MORE ON THE FULL FIGHT CARD. INCLUDING THE ONES ON FIRE.
LINKS! BADGES! RINGS! MAYHEM!
142 people have signed so far. At least 3 of them were gorillas.
- THIS SITE IS EXTREME
- Best viewed with your face melted
- Kongo POWERED
- Y2K COMPLIANT*
*PROBABLY - SELF-HOSTED 4 LIFE
- 0%CHILL
- 800×600 OR BUST
- ANY BROWSER! (IF IT’S EXTREME)
- <HAND/> CODED @ MAX RPM