*** NEW FILES in /pub/projects *** COOKBOOK.EXE: A web app for keeping and browsing recipes, hosted right here on Kongomax. *** SysOp is IN (physically) and OUT (mentally) *** KONGO STATUS: ON DUTY *** 3 of 7 files currently run *** Best viewed at 80 columns, in the dark, with a mug of something *** Remember: do not feed the daemons after midnight ***
MESSAGE OF THE DAY
From: SYSOP To: ALL CALLERS Re: hi. you found it.
Hi, welcome to Kongomax! This is where I put the little web apps I build for myself, plus whatever else I feel like posting. Some of it works. Some of it mostly works. One of it is currently on fire. None of it has a business plan. Poke around, click things, and if something breaks, congratulations: you found a feature.
-- the webmaster (typing this from a chair that squeaks)
FILE AREA 01 : /PUB/PROJECTS
Cookbook
A web app for keeping and browsing recipes, hosted right here on Kongomax.
> run Cookbook > info on Cookbook DL: 2,419
Pixel Pantry
A recipe box that only accepts recipes you can fit on an index card.
> run Pixel Pantry > info on Pixel Pantry DL: 2,541
Bus Oracle
Tells you when the next bus is coming, with the confidence of a fortune teller.
> run Bus Oracle > info on Bus Oracle DL: 3,653
Dice Goblin
A dice roller for tabletop nights that remembers every bad roll you've made.
> run Dice Goblin > info on Dice Goblin DL: 3,889
4 of 7 file(s) 1,062 bytes :: Your U/L:D/L ratio is 0:0. Leech away, it's all free. [ full file listing: all 7 files >> ]
CO-SYSOP PROFILE
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- Handle
- KONGO
- Title
- webmaster gorilla
- Access
- 255 (co-sysop, has root, has bananas)
Kongo lives under the desk, next to the server that is definitely not a fire hazard. He reviews every deploy, eats most of the snacks, and has never once read the documentation. If the site is up, thank Kongo. If it is down, Kongo was on break.
--
"Me build website. Website good."
CALLER STATS
You are caller #000482
- Callers today
- 3 (two were me)
- Uptime
- 10,493 days (allegedly)
- Files online
- 3/7 (the rest are resting)
- Access lvl
- GUEST (lvl 10)
- Screen
- 80x25 ANSI (detected, sort of)
WHO'S ONLINE
| Node | Handle | Location | Doing |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GUEST (you) | Earth, probably | reading this |
| 2 | SYSOP | the squeaky chair | compiling... |
| 3 | KONGO | co-sysop node | reviewing a deploy |
| 4 | cron | /etc/crontab | lurking |
SYSOP NOTICE
.-------------------------------. |/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| | !! UNDER CONSTRUCTION !! | | sysop is soldering. brb 1999 | |/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| '---||---------------------||---' || || _||_ _||_
More file areas coming: /pub/writing, /pub/junk, /pub/misc/misc2/final_FINAL
GUESTBOOK & LINKS
Sign my guestbook! Current entries: 0. (The last one got eaten by a spambot in '99.)
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