PLAYER 1 · STAGE 01

Kongomax

Homemade web apps and assorted nonsense, hosted with love and duct tape.

kongomax.com · est. 1998

CREDITS 00

Transmission #001

Welcome, Player One!

Hi, welcome to Kongomax! This is where I put the little web apps I build for myself, plus whatever else I feel like posting. Some of it works. Some of it mostly works. One of it is currently on fire. None of it has a business plan. Poke around, click things, and if something breaks, congratulations: you found a feature.

~ the webmaster ✌

KONGO-BLASTER 3000
kongomax_theme.mid(muted. relax.)

Player 2 has entered the game

Kongo, the webmaster gorilla, drawn in neon wearing sunglassesK

Kongo

Class: webmaster gorilla

Kongo lives under the desk, next to the server that is definitely not a fire hazard. He reviews every deploy, eats most of the snacks, and has never once read the documentation. If the site is up, thank Kongo. If it is down, Kongo was on break.

“Me build website. Website good.”

Strength
Snacks
Uptime

What's New

  • Cookbook (opens in a new tab): A web app for keeping and browsing recipes, hosted right here on Kongomax. (status: ONLINE)
  • Pixel Pantry: A recipe box that only accepts recipes you can fit on an index card. (status: ONLINE)
  • Bus Oracle: Tells you when the next bus is coming, with the confidence of a fortune teller. (status: BETA TEST)
  • Tide Timer: High tide, low tide, and a countdown to the best time for rock pooling. (status: COMING SOON)

Select your game

Projects

4 cabinets up front, zero quarters required. 3 more in the back room.

  • Pixel Pantry

    A recipe box that only accepts recipes you can fit on an index card.

    ©1986 · food / web app

    Press Start ▶ Pixel PantryONLINE

  • Bus Oracle

    Tells you when the next bus is coming, with the confidence of a fortune teller.

    ©1986 · transit / web app

    Press Start ▶ Bus OracleBETA TEST

  • Dice Goblin

    A dice roller for tabletop nights that remembers every bad roll you've made.

    ©1986 · games / web app

    Press Start ▶ Dice GoblinONLINE

▶ Enter the full arcade (all 7 projects)

Guestbook

Enter your initials in the high score table of my heart. Or, you know, just say hi.

✎ Sign my guestbook!

"the grid floor is hypnotic. I have been here 40 minutes."

~ ACE, somewhere on the internet

42 entries · 0 spam (that's a lie)

Web Ring

⚡ THE NEON GRID WEB RING ⚡

You are on site #6 of 8 in the ring. Every stop is Kongomax in a different costume.

Badges of honor

  • Kongomax
    NOW!
  • Best viewed
    on a CRT
  • Be kind ◀◀ rewind
  • Synth
    powered
  • 640×480
    optimized
  • ✖ No
    trackers
  • Kongo
    approved
  • VHS> Beta
  • per
    play