Welcome to Kongomax

Hi, welcome to Kongomax! This is where I put the little web apps I build for myself, plus whatever else I feel like posting. Some of it works. Some of it mostly works. One of it is currently on fire. None of it has a business plan. Poke around, click things, and if something breaks, congratulations: you found a feature.

— the webmaster

See all 7 projects, including the broken ones.

Meet Kongo

Kongo, the webmaster gorilla

Kongo lives under the desk, next to the server that is definitely not a fire hazard. He reviews every deploy, eats most of the snacks, and has never once read the documentation. If the site is up, thank Kongo. If it is down, Kongo was on break.

“Me build website. Website good.”