~*~ Homemade web apps and assorted nonsense, hosted with love and duct tape. ~*~

EST. 1998 • hand-coded • self-hosted • 0% corporate

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~*~ MY PROJECTS!!! ~*~

Every single thing the webmaster ever put on the World Wide Web. All 7 of 'em. Even the broken ones!!

~ Sticker Legend & Scoreboard ~
StickerMeansHow many
WORKING!!03
BETA (it hums)02
UNDER CONSTRUCTION01
BROKEN!!! (on fire)01
★ WEBMASTER'S PICK ★

Cookbook (opens in a new tab)

A web app for keeping and browsing recipes, hosted right here on Kongomax.

The Cookbook is the first real, live project on the site: a recipe app running at cookbook.kongomax.com. More about it soon.

  • food
  • web app
STATUS:
WORKING!!
LAST UPDATED:

up & running 24/7 (mostly)

CLICK HERE!!! Cookbook (opens in a new tab)
★ WEBMASTER'S PICK ★

Pixel Pantry

A recipe box that only accepts recipes you can fit on an index card.

I kept losing recipes in forty browser tabs, so I built a tiny recipe box. Every recipe has to fit on a virtual index card. If it doesn’t fit, the recipe is too complicated and you should make toast instead.

  • food
  • web app
STATUS:
WORKING!!
LAST UPDATED:

up & running 24/7 (mostly)

CLICK HERE!!! Pixel Pantry
★ WEBMASTER'S PICK ★

Bus Oracle

Tells you when the next bus is coming, with the confidence of a fortune teller.

Pulls the city’s live transit feed and predicts arrivals. It is right most of the time. When it is wrong, it is wrong with total conviction, which is honestly the most authentic bus experience available.

  • transit
  • web app
  • api
STATUS:
BETA (it hums)
LAST UPDATED:

almost done!! (90% loaded)

CLICK HERE!!! Bus Oracle
★ WEBMASTER'S PICK ★

Dice Goblin

A dice roller for tabletop nights that remembers every bad roll you've made.

Rolls any dice you can type (3d6+2, 1d20 with advantage, 100d100 if you are a monster). Keeps a history so everyone at the table can see who has been cursed. Recently Dice Goblin learned to sulk.

  • games
  • web app
STATUS:
WORKING!!
LAST UPDATED:

up & running 24/7 (mostly)

CLICK HERE!!! Dice Goblin

Tide Timer

High tide, low tide, and a countdown to the best time for rock pooling.

A tide chart for one specific beach I like. Currently it knows the tides for exactly one week of the year, which I am told is not enough weeks.

  • outdoors
  • web app
STATUS:
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
LAST UPDATED:

hard hats required

PEEK INSIDE >> Tide Timer

Plant Nanny

Nags you to water your plants before they file a complaint.

Each plant gets a schedule and a little mood meter. Miss a watering and the mood drops. My ficus is currently rated “disappointed but hopeful”.

  • home
  • reminders
  • web app
STATUS:
BETA (it hums)
LAST UPDATED:

almost done!! (90% loaded)

CLICK HERE!!! Plant Nanny

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Quality Control Dept.

Kongo the webmaster gorilla, dancing

Kongo (webmaster gorilla) personally inspected all 7 projects.
“Me build website. Website good.”